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Watch out for BANANA SHARK!

submitted by FacelessOne to BANANA 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 10:44:47 ago (+7/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:29:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:34:34 ago (+1/-0)

Ewwwww plantains aren't even really in the Banana family, kikes just want you to think they are

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

Does it smell like big fat vagina?

Does it taste like big fat vagina?

Does it look like a big fat vagina?

If the answer is yes to the above, you might be dealing with a Lizzo in the wild…, DO NOT APPROACH WHOUT TRANQUILIZERS!!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

Guess how many banana trees there are in Canada……, I’ll wait

Too slow, zero is the number…, and yet I have banana knowledge passed down to me by a nigger with redder eyes than a demon.

I was maybe eight or nine, the pool guy in Jamaica was named Isaac,. I was prodding at the bananas growing right beside the pool deck.

Isaac said “ if you pull off the bundle, the tree will die”.

I didn’t want to kill the tree, also did not trust the advice of a red-eyed pool coon……, went swimming.., fuck the bananas and the chlorine coon.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

…so, anyway….I like sharks, have had a few…, had a banana spit last week……, did that make me a nigger?

So.., I’m riding up the elevator with a bud and for no reason at all, I did the Roman Salute and asked, ‘what does this mean”?

He replied, “that’s a Nazi Salute”.

Had to educate him right there in the elevator. “It’s the Roman Salute form a few thousand years age adopted by the German Nazi Party”.

Him, “thanks dude”

Me “ ROMAN SALUTE”

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 12:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

O/^

Roman Salute while holding a banana

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 10:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

It needs a laser on its head to kill the jews