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I'm surprised they didn't get a nigger sheboon to play barbie in the barbie movie

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:21:52 ago (+20/-0)     (AnonTalk)



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[ - ] anon 3598998 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 02:18:53 ago (+8/-0)

Pretty sure they used white people as to attract more normal folk for more effective programming.

[ - ] anon 4120466 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 09:41:29 ago (+4/-0)

The dyke screen writers wanted a chance to fuck margot robbie.

[ - ] anon 3283220 [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 16:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

Can you blame them

[ - ] anon 2622476 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 06:39:02 ago (+4/-0)

Unlike some other recent movies the makers of Barbie didnt want to advertise it's woke message in advance so that parents would let their guard down and allow their daughters to attend.

[ - ] anon 3554589 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:59:53 ago (+4/-0)

thats gonna be the sequel

[ - ] anon 3283220 [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 01:16:30 ago (+1/-0)

Don't do that. Don't give me despair

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 03:22:24 ago (+2/-0)

I bet you anything that the movie studio is WB, and when they signed Margot Robbie for Harley Quinn, they were expecting the DCU to take off like Marvel did.
So, they signed a 100 movie contract with her.
They were expecting her to be their Iron Man.
So, when the DCU flopped, they still had her signed for 50 movies.
They had to do something with her, or default on the contract, so, why not Barbie?

She's going to be THE Hollywood White Woman for the next 10 years.

[ - ] anon 5484563 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 02:23:37 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah they had 4, you know there's more than one Barbie in the movie right?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1517268/?ref_=ext_shr

[ - ] anon 6546360 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 12:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

look at the landwhale

[ - ] anon 8353935 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 11:24:56 ago (+1/-0)

They wanted her to appeal to White females, because its about disintegrating bonds between genders. If Barbie had been struggling against opression she would be black, and Ken would be White. If they had kids and were happy they would both be black. See how this works?

[ - ] anon 1940857 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 10:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

One thing no one notices is why is “Barbie” a middle aged woman? Obviously she is supposed to be early twenties or even teens.

It’s because it’s targeting millennials.

Why would they morph a story just to target an odd demographic? Because they whole thing is programming.

If you’re a millennial in particular and watched this movie congrats you took their Barbie vax and there is no undoing it.

[ - ] anon 1101975 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:28:02 ago (+1/-0)

Soon. But that is ok, because NO ONE will Pay to see it.

[ - ] anon 3283220 [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 01:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the nightmares

[ - ] anon 2338562 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 18:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

Margot Robbie was the second choice. They had Amy Schumer, but she quit the movie because it wasn't feminist enough or something.

[ - ] anon 3283220 [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 19:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

The bitch from big bang theory?

[ - ] anon 2338562 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 4, 2023 09:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

No. The fat "comedian" who just talks about her vagina on stage.

[ - ] anon 3390341 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 12:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

Wait until Barbie 2.

[ - ] anon 7327327 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 11:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

This one’s about fighting the patriarchy, the following versions will be about fighting racism and the rest of the leftists agenda.