I've been here 12 years, and never have had a problem.
Granted, I used to have a big old oak tree that used to keep these fuckers fed, but I had to take it down after the last hurricane, as it was dipping perilously close to the house.
Plinker will be here tomorrow, and bodies will be hitting the fucking floor!
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:18:26 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:25:33 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:56:05 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] ParnellsUprising
[ - ] ParnellsUprising [op] 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 21:35:03 ago (+4/-0)
Granted, I used to have a big old oak tree that used to keep these fuckers fed, but I had to take it down after the last hurricane, as it was dipping perilously close to the house.
Plinker will be here tomorrow, and bodies will be hitting the fucking floor!
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 22:03:30 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] beece
[ - ] beece 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:49:42 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 23:55:25 ago (+1/-0)
Oddly, only a single cantelope managed to start growing. I excitedly watched it grow each passing day in excitement.
When I finally went to pick it, I was hallowed and eaten.
In frustration, I bunched up the entire vine into a ball and through it away.
[ + ] Le_Bucheron
[ - ] Le_Bucheron 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 21:13:58 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 22:01:51 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:59:46 ago (+0/-0)
It's a slaughter.
Maybe even, a holocaust