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It's time to Pick Your Favorite Joke!

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 19:32:23 ago (+8/-1)     (Jokes)

#1

I once had a conversation with a dolphin.

We just clicked...

#2

My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

#3

The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist a light a the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train…

The train engineer sees three idiots on the railroad tracks.


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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:48:49 ago (+2/-1)

IMO #3 is the wittiest.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 21:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

Good choice.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

Joke #4

paul_queeri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 00:30:00 ago (+2/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

@paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:48:21 ago (+2/-1)

7/10