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NASA now values diversity over qualifications in the hiring process. Completely unrelated- due to an erroneous command sent from earth, the Voyager 2’s communications dish is pointed 2 degrees off axis and it now cannot communicate with earth.

submitted by Steelerfish to Diversity 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 10:13:51 ago (+47/-1)     (gizmodo.com)

https://gizmodo.com/nasa-s-voyager-2-unplanned-communications-pause-1850686910

They HOPE it’s temporary……..
The nigger that fucked up will likely soon be in management.


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[ - ] lolxd 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:42:33 ago (+7/-0)

NASA has been run by a majority of WOMEN for like 20 years dude.

It's not temporary, anything that is actually important or involves real thinking is outsourced to places like Jet Propulsion Labs etc.

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 15:37:35 ago (+4/-0)

Speculation time.

Voyager 2 was expected to encounter the galactic current sheet any day now.

Perhaps it did and they disabled the probe to keep the data hidden

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:03:41 ago (+5/-0)

Stop noticing you racist. /s

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:40:19 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy zip up your pants your semetism is showing!

[ - ] EatMyShitNazis -10 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 13:16:04 ago (+0/-10)

Nazis like you should be lined up and shot.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 14:59:32 ago (+4/-0)

@system can we please get an alt account limit. Also, who are the current mods so I can @ them rather than bothering you?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 21:15:17 ago (+2/-0)

sub is owned by @kozel, that dirty slav. CLEAN IT UP JANNIE!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:41:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'm surprised your able to suck jewcock and type at the same time. Don't you have some dilation to do and anti depressants to die on?

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 13:53:35 ago (+3/-0)

Voyager 2 is “programmed to reset its orientation multiple times each year to keep its antenna pointing at Earth,” the space agency says.

Meanwhile it's now pointing at an alien planet who is sending it commands to never point back at Earth.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 01:21:06 ago (+1/-0)

Oooh, spooky.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 11:12:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hard to believe something that was launched 46 years ago is still working.

Somehow its avoided mechanical failures, space junk and other objects, not to mention being exposed to whatever radiation and shit is out there.

It's not surprising that people think it is all fake and gay.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 31, 2023 16:14:57 ago (+1/-0)*

considering who designed and built it, you shouldn’t be that surprised

Note- these are the people from voyager 1, but most of them worked on 2 as well.
2nd note- that must be the janitor or the owner of the 7-11 down the street in the second row on the right…..

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

In 10 years the nasa parking lot will be all cadillacs and altimas.

[ - ] gat 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 18:40:09 ago (+1/-0)

NASA is a government agency. There's no reason to believe anything coming from them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

Not Another Semetic Asshole

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:52:04 ago (+4/-3)*

lol, as if we actually have a robot on Mars

edit: I was thinking of Viking

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 13:54:10 ago (+5/-0)

Voyager 2 isn't a robot on Mars.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 16:41:09 ago (+2/-0)

Right, I was thinking of Viking

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 15:55:00 ago (+5/-0)

….but Israel does have a probe in Uranus.


Thank you, thank you.
I’ll see myself out.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 19:15:24 ago (+3/-0)

my most reluctant upvote EVER is yours

[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -3 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 13:38:56 ago (+0/-3)

Space is real you inbred retard

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:45:08 ago (+1/-0)

Are you talking about your asshole after you girlfriend buttfucks you?

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 18:11:10 ago (+0/-1)*

Voyager 2 is “programmed to reset its orientation multiple times each year to keep its antenna pointing at Earth,”

The Elders knew that gen z would devolve into the planet of the apes, so they installed fail safe protocols so that Voyager would still be working when civilization finally comes back on line.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 18:38:33 ago (+1/-0)

They must’ve foreseen the great prophetic documentary “Idiocracy”.

I wonder if they included a message on the craft
“Danger! Beware of the third rock from the nearby star, ! It’s infested with niggers”

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 20:46:38 ago (+0/-1)

Wutoowai look like the pants goblin?

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:21:21 ago (+1/-2)

Good. Let niggers be in charge of the lie.

[ - ] FacelessOne -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 11:12:47 ago (+4/-6)

Magical space communications work on solar power and defeat the signal noise from the furthest reaches of the solar system...
Also, immune to radiation...

Fake and gay

[ - ] chrimony 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:30:31 ago (+8/-1)

Magical space communications work on solar power and defeat the signal noise from the furthest reaches of the solar system

The Voyager spacecraft use nuclear power, you 'tard.