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Young Cowboy Rounds Up Runaway Chicken

submitted by shitface9000 to WhitePeopleThings 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 11:59:17 ago (+68/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nvtx8h.mp4



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[ - ] Nosferatjew 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 12:58:53 ago (+11/-0)

Living the dream.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:29:20 ago (+0/-0)

Try this in a niger infested city.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 20:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

No.

[ - ] Metanoid 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 13:08:10 ago (+8/-0)

Seriously man, that kid has the life and the attitude.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 16:34:23 ago (+6/-0)

That goddamn chicken loves him

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 20:55:19 ago (+4/-0)

What about Qwackers? Follows him like a dog.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 17:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

I know right.

[ - ] Backwards 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 13:29:58 ago (+6/-0)

That kid is going to need a bigger tractor soon.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:26:45 ago (+3/-0)

Or even better he invents his own tractor, non of that "subscribe to start your engine" John Deere shit.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 22:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

Subscribe to what? I have a JD. What are you talking about?

[ - ] Wattersun 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 09:06:11 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 12:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah, I’ve heard of this. I get it, for farms who have millions of dollars worth of JD. I don’t, I have 4044m and I have two JD dealers within ten miles of me, so I have access to repairs. Besides, I wouldn’t let just anyone hack on it.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 17:20:28 ago (+4/-0)

Jews want to destroy this

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:13:33 ago (+3/-0)

Harry had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Harry had a little lamb it’s wool was black as coal

It followed him and his chicken tractor, chicken tractor, chicken tractor

It followed him in his chicken tractor it annoyed the goose

Goose began to laugh and play, laugh and play, laugh and play

The goose began to laugh and play we made him into soup

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:35:29 ago (+2/-0)*

Okay, three comments because I want to upvote three times.

I fucking love this vid. Makes me happy to be here despite all you filthy jews

Pro Tip: use the term “filthy jews” on any Voat comment and receive 1 free upgoat…, it’s true! Try it!

EDIT: the term ‘filthy jews’ is an oxymoron as well as redundant. There is no such a thing as a clean jew……., hence the showers



HA HA HA HA how’s that black sabbath you kike fucks

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 21:32:06 ago (+2/-0)

Thats not what oxymoron means. An oxymoron is a conjunction of 2 terms that directly contradict each other, like "libertarian socialist" or "good nigger".

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 15:30:47 ago (+2/-0)

That's so god damn sweet I think I just grew a vagina.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 20:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

Any fun plans for your new vagina?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 14:16:51 ago (+2/-0)

Were they speaking spanish?

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 14:20:16 ago (+0/-0)

are you retarded?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 15:03:32 ago (+1/-0)

Can't really tell, but it sounds like spanish. Why is that retarded?

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 16:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

because it's definitely not spanish

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:30:50 ago (+0/-0)

Boers? But not sure if thats Afrikaans, doesnt sound Dutch-ish enough for me.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 21:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

I was also correlating it to the plant species in the vid. Lots of tropical ones that grow in central america, you don't see landscapes like that in SA.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 15:29:24 ago (+1/-0)

Chill bro. Spain is in Europe.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 20:21:40 ago (+1/-0)

For now... eventually, Spain may not be called Spain, and Europe may not be called Europe.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 21:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed, Spain has been mongrel for at least 1000 years.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 30, 2023 04:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

Brings the herd in.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 22:27:37 ago (+1/-0)

Man, I’ve had chickens who would sit on my lap for a ride on the quad, but this is way cool!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 18:29:14 ago (+1/-0)

That dog near the end is doing about 75 mph!!

Super fucking fast dog.!

Where is he going?

A dog party of course.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 20:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

Ahh south America I was gonna say that landscape looks like the Philippines.