I quit - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

I quit
submitted by correctness to Jokes 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 11:20:36 ago (+61/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/hsqi01.mp4

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 12:12:15 ago (+9/-0)

This is a variation on a very old joke.

Turns out Hitler never died. Using cryogenics, they preserved him to try again later. So, in 2016 he's unfrozen and it caused quite the stir. Uncle Adolf starts getting a lot of attention and he's invited on to a late night talk show. The host asks him, "So Hitler, can I you Hitler? Hitler what are you going to do if you come back into power?"
Hitler responds "I'm going to kill six million more jews and four clowns"
Shocked the host asks, "Clowns? Why the four clowns?"
Hitler responds, "See, I told you nobody cares about the jews"

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 20:50:35 ago (+2/-0)

"So Hitler, can I you Hitler?

Hitler replies, "I warned you about hiring niggers."

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2023 16:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I'm retarded when I'm excited.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 11:39:13 ago (+5/-0)

Does AI naturally create lisp and faggoty speech?

[ + ] Lost_In_The_Thinking

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 9 monthsJul 23, 2023 13:14:50 ago (+3/-0)

Not particularly funny, and totally lame because of the AI.