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What sound does the pig make?

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 01:36:53 ago (+25/-0)     (Jokes)

One day a kindergarten teacher is reviewing animals with her class. First she calls on little white Roger.

"Roger, what sound does the cow make?"
Roger stands and says, "Mooooo!"
"Very good, Roger!"

Next the teacher calls on little white Mary.

"Mary, what sound does the lamb make?"
Mary stands up and says, "Baaaaaa!"
"Excellent, Mary!"

After that the teacher calls on little black Leroy.

"Leroy, what sound does the pig make?"
Leroy stands up, points his finger like he's holding a gun, and shouts, "FREEZE, NIGGER!"


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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 03:13:47 ago (+5/-0)

Leeeeeeeerooooooy Jeeeeennnnnkkkkeeeemmmmms

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 02:34:27 ago (+4/-0)

I laughed, so good one.
Could be a good party joke with some theatrics

[ - ] Rowdybme 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 06:52:12 ago (+3/-0)

Should have just said it with the names. We all could've guessed what color leeroy was.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 09:49:00 ago (+3/-0)

After that the teacher calls on little Hans.

"Hans, what sound does the pig make?"
Hans stands up, shakes his fist and says, "Oy vey, I don't want to take a shower."

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 22, 2023 09:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

looooooooooooooooooooool