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1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

submitted by BulletStopper to cars 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 04:33:03 ago (+20/-0)     (www.craigslist.org)

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

"When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."


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[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 09:58:37 ago (+6/-0)

This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.

Just the addition of the word 'but' makes this so funny.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:19:37 ago (+3/-0)

grAy vs grEy. I missed that the first time I read it.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 08:20:34 ago (+6/-0)

For a 25yr old car that thing is mint

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 20:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

Fine AF indeed.

Hope the car finds a good home.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 06:56:50 ago (+6/-0)

200k miles on a 90s corolla, that's just about broken in.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 20:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

At that rate, its not even 10,000 miles a year.

My 2014 Fusion has over 230,000.

Plenty of miles left.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 10:55:30 ago (+5/-0)

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.


I love that ad. Thank you for bringing joy to the world today.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:06:17 ago (+2/-0)

Reminds me of a stinking K car I used to own.
Dad found 2 dodge K cars. One was wrecked in the front, the other was wrecked in the back. He cut them in half and welded the good ends together.
I ended up owning the beast. I hated it! I told my wife that when it blew up I would buy something different. So, of course, it had an oil leak. I stopped adding oil. Drove it for 2 years without a drop of oil in it. I finally got tired of waiting for it to blow up and sold it.
Five years later I ran into a dude that owned that car. He had Never even checked the oil, much less added any to it. That danged car was still going! The guy that owned it hated it as much as I did.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 19:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

The thing that should not be.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 20:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

That machine is living off of spite.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 11:53:34 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:08:23 ago (+2/-0)

Back when you had the option of two or four doors!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:12:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 04:53:23 ago (+1/-0)

Agree. The best car manufacturers are the Japanese imo.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 06:58:39 ago (+2/-0)

Late 90s Japanese cars are objectively the best. Japanese currency experienced a strong deflation in that period. The parts were high quality and cheap, such a combination is unlikely to happen again.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

What'd he get for it?

[ - ] mrevilpirate 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

Just the fact that it comes with a clearly well used repair manual screams "buy".