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I'm this old.

submitted by gaperglory to oldgoats 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 00:11:57 ago (+23/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Remember when McDonald's was AWESOME because you were an innocent kid who didn't know their goyslop was destroying you? I do...


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[ - ] DoughGoy 7 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 03:41:36 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine a cup today with 3 white kids on it. You can almost feel the anti-semitism just from looking at that cup.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:04:54 ago (+4/-0)

In this thread, dumbasses that don't know they're not looking at a mcdonald's cup.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:11:52 ago (+1/-0)*

It's a burger King cup. Yes. But burger King is gross. And McDonald's is more fun to talk about. Observe these aryan nuts.
Why eat burger King when you can get nutritious food from the arches.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 19:52:06 ago (+0/-0)

The amount of disrespect given to Arctic Circle in this thread is an an outrage!

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 00:44:27 ago (+3/-0)

I still remember that 25 cent burger from the golden arches. That was around the time when my dad told me/us about the rats floating in the pickling vats, in a cucumber growing region.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:06:11 ago (+1/-0)

Pop up video fact:

The dweeb in the lower left corner was named "Q"

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:20:58 ago (+1/-0)

I remember these cups, but for some reason they remind me of McDonald's. I don't know why. I probably carried these cups into McDonald's 100 times for free refills. The niggers then didn't care either. BUT THE ICE CREAM MACHINES DID WORK!!!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 03:06:30 ago (+1/-0)

You're young.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you. I look young too. Unfortunately I'm getting crotchety quickly.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 02:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

I’m too old to understand this post

Too young to care to

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 01:47:28 ago (+1/-0)

You ain’t old unless your body is riddled with lead and asbestos
https://files.catbox.moe/9924dv.jpeg

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 08:28:29 ago (+0/-0)

I still have that cup. I was actually saddened to learn it has lead.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 01:37:04 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

Eurotrash. Kinda cool though in a boofing ecstacy way.
I prefer vaporwave. Check out eyeliner.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 01:30:35 ago (+1/-0)

I just wanted dad to take me to McDonald's because maybe I could talk him into taking me to the go-kart place across the street.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 02:22:02 ago (+2/-0)

Your dad knew you would break your arm doing something stupid and he would have to take you to the doctor. He loved your stupid ass but he wasn’t going to spoil you. Eat your Big Mac bitch!

[ - ] Had 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 10:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

Burger King cup, talks about McD's.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 08:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck, I still remember getting those comics as a kid and thinking they were awesome. All of the 90s era food actually had some fun games and stories.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:17:40 ago (+0/-0)

I loved the McDonald's monopoly. That next drink was gonna be a boardwalk. I just knew it!!!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 00:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Raised on goyslop. Kek.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 01:05:21 ago (+3/-0)

Shit my parents couldn't afford McDonald's. This was something we looked forward to on birthdays or when grandparents came to visit. Usually meals were eggs from the chicken pen and vegetables from the garden with church donated dry goods and whatever meat was on coupon sale. We ate decent at home but damn was that twice or three times yearly mcfatties tasty

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 02:03:43 ago (+2/-0)

Same. Not birthdays just graduations or if my dad got a really really good commission check ( which was so rare). Only exception was when we did the whole r.v. living for a bit but even then we almost always went to buffets. Also the level of fraud that had to be committed to get that free personal pan pizza from the book it program.. ha! but so worth it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 12:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 14, 2023 04:25:23 ago (+0/-0)*

My parents were too busy working to make us home cooking. I was raised on frozen dinners and take out from Danvers and Wendy's and shit...
I got fat by middle school, then skinny, then fat, then buff, then the pussy came. It was enjoyed. Then I got fat again. Now I'm just loose trying to get the energy to go to the gym.
Trying constantly to remind myself the clock is ticking.
If you want to breed, you got to work out. You reel them in with the good looks and physique, then test them with animal like psychological experiments to make sure theyre not whores, and if they pass, put babies in them.