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Can someone translate this HR speak to human?

submitted by Acrophonic to Rants 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 13:57:39 ago (+5/-0)     (Rants)

Got some more info from my exit interview and this is what they came back with: they said that it had nothing to do with me, and that it was a combination of provisioning for budgets, combined with laptop resource problems. They told me i would thrive better in a faster, less constricted environment.


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[ - ] TheBigMan 10 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:35:40 ago (+10/-0)

"Fuck you, you're white."

[ - ] GloryBeckons 7 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:14:29 ago (+7/-0)

"This is the excuse we'll use if you try suing us for wrongful termination"

[ - ] ilikeskittles 5 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:02:33 ago (+5/-0)

You’re a free thinker. They don’t like employees that can’t control.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:02:42 ago (+3/-0)

The ole "It's not you, it's me"

Classy.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 16:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

"provisioning for budget" means they are trimming fat and you aren't a diversity hire or you're just not that valuable.

"laptop resource problems" you used your work computer to look at voat and voat has lots of posts abouts niggers, faggots, and kikes. Social credit termination.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

Needs more context for anyone to give an opinion. What was your job?


[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 14:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

You weren't useful so they fired you. Hopefully you'll actually be productive at a place that needs you/will hold you accountable if you slack off.

[ - ] Nozyedys 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 23:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

I think they're saying that they want someone less competent and therefore less likely to complain. HR only exists to protect the company legally.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

They think you don’t contribute to the budget… and they’re going to need that money you’re gobbling up to make some moves which might help the company get more ESG points. Lemme guess, you’re working remotely?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:51:58 ago (+0/-0)

So they are saying you are too good for them and they have to let you go? They are probably getting rid of you to hire a cheap street shitter or a beaner to increase profit margins from the sound of it

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 21:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

They don't have money.

Did you leave on good terms? Or are they blowing smoke?

[ - ] Acrophonic [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2023 10:28:09 ago (+0/-0)

It's really weird, I was on very good terms with the boss and the manager, and then out of nowhere, they terminated me in the morning. They couldn't do it directly, so they had some low level IT grunt call me instead

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 18:40:53 ago (+0/-0)

CYA

[ - ] RZR 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 18:02:41 ago (+0/-0)

We're slow and constricted (and dependent on it).

Can't compete, you solve problems too fast.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJul 13, 2023 15:40:11 ago (+0/-0)

"We really don't want to be sued for doing something shady."