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Chicken Hypnosis

submitted by shitface9000 to TIL 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 09:53:06 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0vhjh9.mp4



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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

This does work. I only did it with one of my chickens, a Rhode Island Red, her name was Rosie, of course, but she was the one who I knew would cooperate, and it worked. So cool!

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 23:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

interesting. would've tried this when I had chickens.

they have a lot of unique behaviors. they're not "smart" as you'd consider it, but do respond well to training and conditioning.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 22:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

They did this with humans for 3 years with a carrot on a string and a hoop.

It was always going to change if you jump through the hoop and catch the carrot.

Australians are still baffled as to why they can't catch the carrot.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:05:24 ago (+0/-0)

Ooh, burn! Poor neri!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 04:55:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'm in a good mood.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 19:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 19:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah? That's how you lob it's head off so you can pluck it. It is NOT recommended to pluck without lobbing their heads off. Just take my word for it.

Fuck chickens....besides the ones neatly packed in the meat aisle anyway.

[ - ] Rebooted 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 13:46:51 ago (+5/-0)

Have chickens, will test.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 15:43:23 ago (+2/-0)

Report back plz

[ - ] lurker 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 17:51:59 ago (+2/-0)

Just out of curiosity, if you chop off the chicken's head while it's hypnotized does the body still run around afterwards? Seems like a proper way to euthanize your dinner.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 19:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. It's okay, it bleeds them out a little.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 23:40:49 ago (+0/-0)

they have most functions in the brain stem which is why they may run when you cut the head off. as far as hypnotized I'd guess they'd not run around as the brain is already disconnected so to speak.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 15:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

Same, im gonna try this lol.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 12:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

"A straight line? How in nature could this be possible? Nothing in nature is straight! WTF! WTF! WTF!"
Mystery solved.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 16:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

Grass

[ - ] Spaceman84 8 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 12:27:05 ago (+9/-1)

Draw a Q in front of cuckservatives and they do a similar thing

[ - ] HelenHighwater 7 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 11:38:00 ago (+7/-0)

Chicken brain having flashbacks of the 80's and endless lines of cocaine.

[ - ] Sector7 11 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 10:16:45 ago (+11/-0)

With the limited chicken brain, you can't hypnotize them into working as an employee for 20 years.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 16:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

You just need some jews to print some bullshit tokens for them to chase. Retarded humans.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 00:03:19 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, they don’t have thumbs, but if they did, we’d be in trouble. We use 10% of our brain mass, chickens use 90%.

[ - ] CHIRO 22 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 10:16:03 ago (+22/-0)

"Heh, what a dumb chicken."

*spends the next hour scrolling TikTok compulsively

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 12:33:13 ago (+5/-0)

...scrolling TikTok REpulsively

FTFY!

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 13, 2023 09:59:04 ago (+4/-0)

Arise chicken