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He has a job. It's called "stealing". And he has the skillz to match. That's what dedication to your craft looks like. So now, everyone in jew york should be aware that there is at least one nigger out there that can steal both your bike AND your TV at the same time.

Back in the early 90's, I remember a nigger crackhead in Fayetteville called, "Fast Eddie". When he wasn't locked up, you could occasionally spot Fast Eddie training for his job. He would run for miles with his arms held at a 90 degree angle, elbows in at the waist, forearms parallel to the ground, palms up, holding a brick out in front of him in each hand.

You see, Fast Eddie was a specialist. And he specialized in stealing VCR's. He would look in the windows, spot a VCR, break in, grab just the VCR and nothing else, and then run like a, well, like a nigger, with the VCR cradled in his hands in front of him, in the same position as he would train with the bricks. Then he would go trade it for crack.

I remember that, following a foot pursuit one night, a Cumberland County sheriff's deputy swearing to me that he saw Fast Eddie clear a 6 foot privacy fence, VCR in hand, and he never broke stride.

So everyone would do well to remember when you are securing your shit, that is the level of personal dedication that you may be up against, and act accordingly.