Middle of the night, I’m driving down a secluded road when suddenly in front of me a giant black horse!
Hit the brakes, come to a stop, jump out, notice there are four giant black horses, Clydesdales I think.
My first thought is ‘damn, I guess this is the end of the road for me’ as a scanned the area for the riders
Death, conquest and war were nowhere to be seen.
Famine appeared out of the darkness…, approached like a ghost floating just above the ground
Stunned, frozen… I could not move..fear had complete control…, all I could do was pray, awaiting my demise
Famine raised his bony left arm, pointed at the horses and said “honestly, sometimes these animals can be stubborn fucking niggers”, and cleared the road of the great beasts.
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Hit the brakes, come to a stop, jump out, notice there are four giant black horses, Clydesdales I think.
My first thought is ‘damn, I guess this is the end of the road for me’ as a scanned the area for the riders
Death, conquest and war were nowhere to be seen.
Famine appeared out of the darkness…, approached like a ghost floating just above the ground
Stunned, frozen… I could not move..fear had complete control…, all I could do was pray, awaiting my demise
Famine raised his bony left arm, pointed at the horses and said “honestly, sometimes these animals can be stubborn fucking niggers”, and cleared the road of the great beasts.
Side note: most of the above is a true story
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