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Go Play Outside

submitted by shitface9000 to AnimalsBeingBros 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 12:57:14 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fneyan.mp4



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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 20:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

I heard horses are more loyal than dogs

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2023 00:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

They’re definitely more loyal than shitty cats

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2023 01:59:51 ago (+0/-0)

fuck cats and all who own them

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 19:04:17 ago (+1/-0)

Middle of the night, I’m driving down a secluded road when suddenly in front of me a giant black horse!

Hit the brakes, come to a stop, jump out, notice there are four giant black horses, Clydesdales I think.

My first thought is ‘damn, I guess this is the end of the road for me’ as a scanned the area for the riders

Death, conquest and war were nowhere to be seen.

Famine appeared out of the darkness…, approached like a ghost floating just above the ground

Stunned, frozen… I could not move..fear had complete control…, all I could do was pray, awaiting my demise

Famine raised his bony left arm, pointed at the horses and said “honestly, sometimes these animals can be stubborn fucking niggers”, and cleared the road of the great beasts.

Side note: most of the above is a true story

[ - ] Inward 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 16:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

The really cool thing is that horse is paying attention to the dog and didn't seem to like that the dog was veering away from the road and the woman.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2023 00:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

Ohhh, you're right! The horse looked quite concerned about his buddy straying too far from them.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2023 10:34:36 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, a first. No negative comments about a white woman just enjoying life. There may be hope for white people after all.

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 20:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

beautiful

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2023 17:09:06 ago (+0/-0)