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Lying woman claims to have punched a bear

submitted by StealthNinjaTaliban to Maine 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 11:06:41 ago (+5/-1)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/FZoqT

Kelly confronted the bear by standing up as tall as possible, attempting to intimidate the animal. She then punched the bear on the nose, and was bitten on the right hand.


Her cattle dog bit her. No other logical explanation.


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[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 15:03:24 ago (+3/-0)

You're supposed to go for it's nose. That's a highly sensitive spot and she's probably heard a million times in bear country to hit the nose as hard as you can

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 13:12:30 ago (+2/-0)

It's entirely plausible. It was probably a young and inexperienced black bear in her case.

Striking a black bear or shark on their snout is something you hear about but it's not exactly advisable BUT if you're being attacked by either, fight back. With a grizzly you back down, play dead, etc.

Edit: Similar story: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/washington-state-woman-fended-bear-punching-nose-official-says-rcna53590

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 11:59:42 ago (+2/-0)

When I was 14 I slapped the fuck out of a bear. It kept pushing its nose against my tent and POW! He ran off terrified. lol Black bear.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 13:37:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is definitely something to lie about - absolutely do not walk up to a bear and punch it. /jk

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 11:28:59 ago (+1/-0)

"Leela Stockley is an alumna of the University of Maine. She was raised in northern Maine, and loves her cat Wesley, her puppy Percy and staying active in the Maine outdoors."

With a writer like that you get stories like this.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 11:21:21 ago (+3/-2)

You are jealous, you will never be half the man she is.

[ - ] iocane 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2023 23:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

I believe it. Black bears are scavengers. They prefer to flee rahter than fight. Unless there are cubs around.