A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into a house. Then one day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home. - Upgoat

A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into a house. Then one day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:19:24 ago (+34/-0) (Jokes)

Now he's in a pickle.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 00:31:33 ago (+5/-0)

He had to choose between a gherkin and Vlasic.

It was quite a dill-emma.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 07:52:07 ago (+2/-0)

His neighbor was fine because he lived in a house made of a giant Italian bread.
When the water flooded the area, it became a... nah, I can't. I can't tell the punch line.
It's too stupid.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 13:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

kys

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:41:38 ago (+2/-0)

Aye, you salty bastard!

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 01:27:30 ago (+1/-0)

Take my upvote!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 00:01:33 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:31:02 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahaha.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahahaha. I laughed harder than I should have at that.

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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into a house. Then one day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home. submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:19:24 ago (+34/-0) (Jokes)

A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into a house. Then one day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2023 21:19:24 ago (+34/-0) (Jokes)