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Now it's the private water wells causing climate change.

submitted by Flabbergaslit to science 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 10:21:25 ago (+36/-0)     (www.wionews.com)

https://www.wionews.com/science/surprised-and-concerned-scientists-find-groundwater-extracted-by-humans-has-shifted-earths-tilt-606665/amp

I guess we better let the government regulate all wells and movement of water. Wouldn't want to affect the 321,003,271 cubic miles of ocean water.


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[ - ] Xantha 4 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 13:00:31 ago (+4/-0)

It'll take 70,000 years to tilt more than one mile. This is some (((hyperbolic bullshit.)))

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 11:23:07 ago (+3/-0)

...and the gullible masses of climate change will suck this shit up with a straw....the kike is comfortable that the upcoming generations will be stupid enough to lose sleep over such crap

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 11:15:54 ago (+3/-0)

Three 6s in a row? It's too obvious

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 17:25:45 ago (+2/-0)

Science has become retarded.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 15:30:03 ago (+2/-0)

Happy to do my part :)

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 15:24:39 ago (+2/-0)

Oh but they just told us it was Carbon. So did they lie about that or this? /s

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 14:11:04 ago (+2/-0)

So emissions arent causing sea level rise then?

[ - ] Flabbergaslit [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 16:24:42 ago (+1/-0)

Oh they'll still freak out about emissions. Just one more thing for them to try and control

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 12:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

They told us this in school in the 90's. I think it was "affected the rotation" instead of "tilt", but come on, these fuckers are recycling emergencies.

You're right, I hope my wells don't flood the oceans or anything.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 19:17:12 ago (+2/-0)

these fuckers are recycling emergencies.

Been doing it for millennia. Evil cannot create, it can only subvert, steal, and destroy.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 12:21:08 ago (+3/-1)

I like how the jews want us to believe a big load of bullshit that was all figured out by a gook.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2023 00:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

You think that's bad. Wait until there are 3 billion more shitskin mouths to feed

[ - ] Flabbergaslit [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2023 09:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

They better fire up the lab meat factories...we can barely keep up as is.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2023 00:12:23 ago (+1/-0)

I almost submitted this with something to the effect of "Damn humans, digging wells all the time"

[ - ] Flabbergaslit [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2023 09:15:48 ago (+0/-0)

lol yea how dare we have access to clean and abundant drinking water

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 21:37:31 ago (+1/-0)

Of course its not chinas 3 gourges dam though the idea of that is poposterous

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 14:57:12 ago (+1/-0)

Many cities pump from the water table. I didn't really gather that they were talking about private wells alone.

[ - ] Flabbergaslit [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 16:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

True, but it's just a matter of time before it creeps into wells on private land. I'd be surprised if city usage has an impact on sea levels

[ - ] Cellphone 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 14:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe we can offset the effects of the Three Gorges Dam capturing so much water.

https://www.kinetica.co.uk/2014/03/27/chinese-dam-slows-down-earths-rotation/

[ - ] Flabbergaslit [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 16:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

Slows by "six hundredths of a millionth of a second." lol these people are ridiculous

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 13:58:35 ago (+0/-0)

@postwallhelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 14:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

@ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2023 18:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

Add input beech

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