I have a bad news and a good news... - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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I have a bad news and a good news...
submitted by Conspirologist to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 07:08:05 ago (+2/-4) (Jokes)

I have a bad news and a good news.

What's the bad news?

Your wife cheated on you.

And the good one?

The good one won't.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 12:04:42 ago (+2/-0)

This doesn't make sense, but it probably lost something when OP translated it from French to English.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 13:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Two wives?

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 11:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

I don't get it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 07:19:13 ago (+1/-0)

AWAW