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A woman goes to buy a parrot. The prices are: $200, $100 and $15. She asks, "Why is the third one is so cheap?"

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 10 monthsJun 24, 2023 01:24:03 ago (+47/-1)     (Jokes)

"Because he used to live in a brothel," says the shopkeeper.

She pays the $15 and takes the parrot home. When they arrive the parrot says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

Later, when her daughters get home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh, too.

When the father gets home the parrot says, "Fuck me, Pete! Haven't seen you for weeks!"


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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2023 01:39:02 ago (+5/-0)

A true classic!!

[ - ] KingsPawn 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2023 09:11:20 ago (+2/-0)

🤣lol

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2023 07:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

"Before the sermon and while the crowd was gathering, a wicked parrot that was a household pet got excited and commenced swearing so loud and long as to disturb the people and had to be carried from the house." -- Based Parrot

https://medium.com/omgfacts/the-true-story-of-andrew-jacksons-swearing-parrot-6189abaa3155