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A son was talking to his father and said "Dad, I just watched a guy do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?"

submitted by totes_magotes to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 21:18:47 ago (+30/-0)     (Jokes)

The dad looked at his son, ruffled his hair a little and replied "I don't want to brag or anything but I could probably watch someone do 100 pushups."


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[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 18, 2023 11:32:16 ago (+1/-0)

*"I could watch a hundred guys do 50 pushups."

Sometimes it was just me. "Get down and give me 50, Hollywood."

@Centaurus technically only 47 years ago. And that kid is still in her 50s, so not yet.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 22:52:50 ago (+3/-0)

Dad, is that you ?? I remember when you said that to me fifty years ago as you were leaving to "grab a pack of smokes."

Come home, Dad, we miss you ❤

p.s. mom's dead, so you can have your old room back.