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Dad Joke #1.

I thought I saw my first ever real life super hero today -- he was running down the street wearing a cape.

Turns out he hadn't paid for his haircut.
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Dad Joke #2.

I made a soup entirely out of ingredients extracted from the atmosphere.

It was a broth of fresh air!
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Dad Joke #3.

I can’t bring my dog to the pond anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.

I guess that’s what happens when you get a pure bread dog.