I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition... - Upgoat

I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 00:45:49 ago (+19/-0) (Jokes)

Wooden start.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 01:03:15 ago (+5/-0)

Give it another try. Sometimes it sticks

[ - ] Barfcock19 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 04:56:36 ago (+3/-0)

Sounds like a faggot car.

[ - ] Neral 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 01:18:07 ago (+2/-0)

Well at least you can say you've got...wait for it... Wood!

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 07:24:10 ago (+1/-0)

Called it

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 07:24:03 ago (+1/-0)

Cent, my dude... you.... all these things you post are word plays which makes them puns...

Not saying they suck, I'm just saying "Not a joke."

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 08:33:20 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather have puns and wordplay in Jokes than additional "shitposting dad jokes" subs.

[ - ] KingsPawn 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 17, 2023 05:43:11 ago (+2/-1)*

We're all in the same ~~boat~~ wooden car, and the driver is a senile brain-dead pedophile.