What do you call a bird that only shows up to work when it wants to? - Upgoat

What do you call a bird that only shows up to work when it wants to?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 17:41:24 ago (+10/-0) (Jokes)

A millennial falcon.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 21:38:21 ago (+3/-0)

Star wars is fucking gay

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 18:10:58 ago (+3/-0)

Nigger

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 18:29:14 ago (+3/-0)

Close, but a blackbird wouldn't show up at all.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2023 18:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

The truest joke ever told