My Grandma was talking about the good old days when she said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, “We grew up with nothing, but we were happy!” - Upgoat

My Grandma was talking about the good old days when she said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, “We grew up with nothing, but we were happy!”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 17:58:45 ago (+15/-0) (Jokes)

I replied, “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the front door unlocked!”

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 18:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

I was just gonna say, "The secret to happiness is leaving your front door unlocked?"

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 21:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 21:29:53 ago (+3/-0)

I actually knew a place like that: unlocked front doors and car keys on hooks -- the whole nine yards.
Must have been but one nigger in the entire county.
About as close to paradise as you can get any more.

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My Grandma was talking about the good old days when she said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, “We grew up with nothing, but we were happy!” submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 17:58:45 ago (+15/-0) (Jokes)

My Grandma was talking about the good old days when she said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, “We grew up with nothing, but we were happy!”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 17:58:45 ago (+15/-0) (Jokes)