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I live in the woods. What kind of password can I work out with my dog before letting her back in at night?

submitted by IdlyDyiny to AskUpgoat 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 01:11:44 ago (+3/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Maybe someone killed my dog and is pretending to be let in. Maybe it's a coyote or less likely a skin walker.

She's a pound dog and whatever happened she doesn't bark very often so barking is not an option. im drawing a blank on this very reasonable idea.


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 04:46:45 ago (+4/-0)

What's dog for "Hitler did nothing wrong"?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 06:22:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] IdlyDyiny [op] 0 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 19:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

She licked her lips when I asked.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 04:29:11 ago (+3/-0)

"Hey Wolfie, are you ready to come back in?"

https://youtu.be/uaWw5wuBPs4?t=76

[ - ] IdlyDyiny [op] 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 19:15:14 ago (+1/-0)

hahahaha!!! Sold!

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 01:40:43 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe someone killed my dog and is pretending to be let in.

What does that even mean?

[ - ] IdlyDyiny [op] 0 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 19:18:47 ago (+0/-0)

You've never heard the urban legend where the scared boy puts his hand under the bed ever time he is scared and the dog licks his hand, next morning he finds the dog dead under the bed, some weirdo had been licking his hand.

There's plenty of real life cases of people pretending to be pets to try and get in.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 02:13:13 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it's a coyote
Get a solar powered porchlight.

or less likely a skin walker.
They no longer exist.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 04:48:30 ago (+1/-0)

They do. They vote democrat.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 14:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

They do.
They don't, they're all dead.

They vote democrat.
Correct, because the dead always vote democrat.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 01:17:28 ago (+1/-0)

Shit in your food bowl. Only a dog that loves you would do that. (Edit click bate no dog would ever do that!)

My dog loves me and would never shit in her food bowl. I sit in my Adirondack chair and throw her ball. She brings it back. I throw it again. We repeat this cycle until she is exhausted. She’s a German Shepherd so it takes a very long time to exhaust her.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 01:20:44 ago (+0/-0)

I love my dog. She doesn’t know that. I just take care of her. Yet, I love her.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 05:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

Scratch at the door three times, then twice, then once, or maybe get a fuckin' dog door and just let the beast come and go.
Also get a better dog. It doesn't sound like it's much of a protector or security alarm. Pack animals learn from the other members of the pack. Let a good dog teach the bad dog how to be a good bad dog