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A rabbi has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 18:45:11 ago (+42/-0)     (Jokes)

He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.

"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented rabbi.

"No," says one of the nurses, "we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 23:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

This would make a good JEWside comic

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 7, 2023 04:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

"No," says one of the nurses, "we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."
"Now let go of that tray of baby foreskins."

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 20:04:54 ago (+2/-0)

This is funny cuz jews are pedos.

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 21:58:27 ago (+4/-0)

It’s not funny cuz jews are pedos. It’s funny cuz someone is talking about it.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 7, 2023 01:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

Funny pedo talk amirite?

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 21:30:01 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Portmanure 9 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:06:02 ago (+9/-0)

Was I being anti-semitic when I upvoted this? Nah, it was funny and anti-Semitic was a bonus

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:09:51 ago (+7/-0)

Silly you. Is that your first antisemitism of the day? I’ve done 1488 so far.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 19:20:51 ago (+6/-0)

Ha! 6,000,000 here.