What should you do if you are addicted to kelp? - Upgoat

What should you do if you are addicted to kelp?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.0 yearsJun 5, 2023 18:34:08 ago (+14/-0) (Jokes)

Seek kelp.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 01:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

What do you do when you're addicted to kelp?

Seek kelp by reaching towards your deepest shore.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 00:58:21 ago (+2/-0)

Permaban this user

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 6, 2023 03:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

Now that's funny
Thanks for the laugh

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 2.0 yearsJun 5, 2023 18:35:45 ago (+6/-0)

"Addicted to seaweed" or "Addicted to Iodine" might work better as a setup and I still found it amusing.

Thanks, OP!