How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pieced? - Upgoat

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pieced?
submitted by SilentByAssociation to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 22:55:35 ago (+29/-0) (Jokes)

A buccaneer!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 5, 2023 08:51:13 ago (+0/-0)

...and they asked the pirate, "Where are you Buccaneers?" Hew replied "Arrr, under my buckin' hat!"

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 3, 2023 23:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

And for a transgender pirate, a buckandshear! Could just be a drunk as well.