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Outcome of modern education

submitted by dulcima to whatever 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 18:36:40 ago (+59/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 21 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:21:18 ago (+21/-0)

Meanwhile I have the opposite problem. I've read way too many books and run into issues with spellcheck telling me I spelled a word wrong, have to look it up, and find out that I spelled it correctly.

Instead, the in-built dictionary the spellcheck is using doesn't have the word. Which is bizarre considering the damned thing has more memory for words than exists in all languages. I then have to double-check the spelling and have to add the word to the spell-check dictionary.

This could be attributed laziness in programming brought about via diversity hiring, or it could be done on purpose to limit the words available to people trying to think their way out of the communist propaganda box.

[ - ] Kozel 15 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:26:45 ago (+15/-0)

I make up words I don't care if they are in a dictionary.

Here I made some up just now:

Fagocious, Gaymenting, Nigtastic, Jewrendous,

[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:48:57 ago (+8/-0)

Neologisms, people used to invent words all the time, as it should be.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 6 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 00:11:40 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, and now we get nonsensical words like "yeet" or "twerk", obnoxious acronyms like "YOLO", and adding definitions to existing words like "ratchet".

English should never have been shared with niggers.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:59:20 ago (+3/-0)

That's a bunch of yiddiocy what faggotron would make up such troontastic kiketisms?

[ - ] Breeder 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 01:15:31 ago (+3/-0)

The best word of all has already been invented tho: Niggardly

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 01:18:49 ago (+3/-0)

I just made up more words:

Faggardly, Jewardly, Chinkardly, Groomardly, Zogardly

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 01:24:45 ago (+1/-0)

Those are all amazing but you can tell a cashier to look up the word Niggardly

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 01:26:58 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe I'm jaded but I would not count on anyone to look up anything I tell them. I would count on them to post some bullshit to facetikgram instead.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2023 00:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck em. I do it for the uncomfortable wagie look I get.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

Okay, these are being added to v/VoatDictonary. Go ahead and @ me if I haven't created the sub 24-hours after this comment, or feel free to create it yourself.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:53:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Moravian 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 00:25:52 ago (+0/-0)

Lol!

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 14:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Negro and fatigue are already defined. Quit niggering up the dictionary.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:17:20 ago (+1/-0)

A wordsmith

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, that's fine, making adverbs and adjectives can be fun, but truly, if you have this amazing talent, create some fucking nouns or verbs you Jewrendous, Nigtasic, Gaymenting, Fagolicious degenerate nigger faggot.

Any retard can add suffixes to an existing word. If you ever took Latin, or any of the Romance languages which are derived from it, it is possible to turn a word in to a verb/noun, but much more challenging.

Create a verb, with full conjugation.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 23:09:49 ago (+2/-0)

Ok uptard I will tropple you with dibestuous credulations.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 23:25:27 ago (+0/-0)

The dictionary literally defines woman as a man. Who the fuck cares what the dictionary says. It’s YOUR language. Make up your own words and correct grammar if needed. If people understand it it’s right.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 00:07:39 ago (+1/-0)

There was a point in time when the dictionary meant something. That period ended in the early 2000s.

https://web.archive.org/web/20020420173358/http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=racist

[ - ] x0x7 7 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:28:19 ago (+7/-0)

I think it's on purpose, only because some of the words that are missing are absurd. Microsoft office in the 90s had a more complete dictionary. A lot of them are forms of words. A lot of technology is going backwards for no reason. I swear search engines don't work anymore. Now they only send you to 12 sites and give you irrelevant results. They used to give you access to hundreds of thousands of websites and would return exact matches for what you want. If they gave us old search and claimed it was new people would think it was more amazing than AI.

They are taking technology away from us. I don't know what they do with their billions of dollars because I could index the 12 sites they are willing to take you to for a couple thousand at most. All of Reddit could fit on a $100 drive. Wikipedia, a $12 thumb drive. If you learn about indexing it's just a different way of storing and compressing the documents for quick retrieval. The index is about the same size as the documents.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 03:43:27 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's on purpose, only because some of the words that are missing are absurd.

Yes and no. I think it's "on purpose" in the sense that they are hiring pajeet retards who only copy-paste most/all of their code, leading to badly copied code or badly done dictionaries copied endlessly.

The search thing is absolutely on purpose. I can't find shit anymore without having to wade through a zillion unrelated results trying to get me to buy useless trash. Not to mention everything that has a non-jew/commie slant simply... Doesn't show up. That or you have to get really specific and creative with your search terms.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:41:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. If I see a video and the guy is talking a about an article (from a mid to major sized publication mind you) I often have to type in the complete headline to maybe get an result if the topic is too touchy.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 05:56:12 ago (+1/-0)

I guess the joke of searching the net with masscan is not so far fetched now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:04:44 ago (+0/-0)

I wish I could remember the video I saw years ago about a guy talking about the detriment of curated searches.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:47:29 ago (+4/-0)

That's the problem when you have a culture cutting it's words short putting slang like finna and bae into the dictionary.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 03:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

That's a whole other cancer than needs to be lanced.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

Finna been round since clubba wuh uh babyG

[ - ] winners_history 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:13:37 ago (+4/-0)

it could be done on purpose to limit the words available to people trying to think their way out of the communist propaganda box.

BINGO

I first saw the concept illustrated in Orwell's 1984. "Newspeak" was specifically designed to limit thought and prevent you from thinking outside the party-line.

[ - ] o0shad0o 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:22:53 ago (+3/-0)

Dude, I've been catching errors in novels published by very popular authors. It's disheartening.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 03:39:41 ago (+2/-0)

It's especially egregious when you catch them misusing common English sayings, and it's clearly because they don't know how to use them.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 04:50:39 ago (+0/-0)

It's especially jarring if someone writes lighted instead of lit or shined instead of shone.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:39:33 ago (+0/-0)

and run into issues with spellcheck telling me I spelled a word wrong, have to look it up, and find out that I spelled it correctly

I relate to this hard. Or I use a word for something that I know is a thing, but then someone says "no" and I'm questioning myself.

Just today I was talking with my mom, we were making fun of dad saying "prostrate" instead of "prostate". We correct him on this every single time.

Well, I'm talking to her and say that at least he is using a real word. She disagreed.

GUESS WHAT?

It's a real word, and it means what I thought it means.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

Prostrate is kneeling or lying down in subserviance.

Prostate is that thing that makes my old ass have to piss every 10 minutes.

I didn't look prostrate up, so correct me if I'm wrong.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:25:05 ago (+2/-0)

Basically. Prostrate can be in subservience, but it can also just be a basic "stretcheth thy fuck out on the carpet" thing.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:38:26 ago (+1/-0)

You're not wrong.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:02:31 ago (+1/-0)

You're not necessarily unwrong.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:55:26 ago (+1/-0)

Well they're closely related, it's how the latter was discovered

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:03:19 ago (+2/-0)

I discovered my ladder the other day I was getting on top of my high horse.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

Poojeet vocabinary

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 23:01:28 ago (+0/-0)

Omg wtf is even going on with that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 09:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 18:46:41 ago (+7/-0)

Am I just stupid?

Probably, but not as stupid as someone who cannot see they're stupid.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 9 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 18:52:25 ago (+9/-0)

I don't think this guy is stupid. He realises there are deficits in his education.

Some highly educated people are complete morons.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 19:38:16 ago (+4/-0)

It is an interesting point, at least the fucker is making the effort, and pulling out "his phone" to broaden his horizons.

As far as I am concerned, we are all stupid. Granted, some more so than others.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:46:34 ago (+2/-0)

Understanding the dunning-kruger effect & having the capacity for introspection makes a big difference. Without that you remain an eternal moron, educated or not.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:55:16 ago (+1/-0)

You're only as stupid as the person next to you thinks you are.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 01:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

You can tell the ones who realize it. They're the most pissed off people you encounter day-to-day.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

I'd still tell him "yes, you are an idiot"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

We currently have multiple ones in the hoooowyte house.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:47:13 ago (+1/-0)

He's likely not biologically stupid.

If you don't read it will limit your vocabulary. That's just uneducated.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:56:19 ago (+1/-0)

Dydjew got dat frum tiktawk chaylendge?

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 04:52:48 ago (+0/-0)

Worse, if you stop reading your vocabulary will shrink. Since most of the time I use English instead of my first language I catch myself struggle to communicate certain concepts in my first language. Takes a while to recall the proper words.

[ - ] con77 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:24:17 ago (+4/-0)

Better late than never

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 19:28:52 ago (+4/-0)

When I was a kid my dad used a lot of big words. I'd always ask them what the meant if I didn't know. Maybe this person was raised by a single mom, or maybe they're retarded. Either way, they shouldn't be reading Carl Sagan if the don't know what cauterize means.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:39:48 ago (+2/-0)*

But don't you know? Carl Sagan is big. Now that everyone's read that White Fragility book and the Gawd Delusion, Sagan is the new thing. Almost as big as that Bill Nye guy. Because Believe Science, right? Not like those dumb Churchy right wingers. I just wish Neil Degrass Tyson would write a book. He is a PROUD BLACK GENIUS.

I really hope no one thinks I'm serious

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

Telling people you hope they don't take you serious is like telling a joke then telling everyone you just told a joke.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 00:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

There are too many idiots and stupid people desperate to be offended that I needed to make it clear.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 21:33:47 ago (+0/-0)

Who gives a fuck if they are offended.

Or are you Canadian?

[ - ] Neral 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 18:56:01 ago (+3/-0)

I cannot even imagine having no understanding for any of those words, that was painful to read. I'm also not even particularly intelligent so...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:07:56 ago (+0/-0)

We know. It's an unspoken corky.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:47:04 ago (+2/-0)

While a few of those words aren't too complicated, it's not a bad idea to have a dictionary nearby anyway. If anything, it's smart to confirm your comprehension of a word.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:59:57 ago (+0/-0)

The way people misuse "behalf" annoys me. E.g. "It was a mistake on my behalf" when they mean "It was a mistake on my part."

Drives me nuts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

I hate when people use nuts instead of bonkers.

It's doesn't drive me anywhere.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ok. That made me laugh. Funny.

I've been sick all week (had a relapse too) and just battled an almighty coughing fit.

Thanks for that!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:10:17 ago (+0/-0)*

Nearby? Your staring at one.

Write this down.

I'm using the internet. The internet has webpages. I can type in dictionary in the search bar and bring up a dictionary search result. I can now select which dictionary I want to use. I can type in the word I want to know. Refer to this the next time your on your computer with the mouse that doesn't work.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

This is the equivalent of the fat person telling me how to work out because Oprah said something about exercising

or the fat shit that just saw a Jackie Chan movie and thinks they can kick peoples ass

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:18:21 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:20:28 ago (+2/-0)

I just counted. I've read 28 book in 2023. I'd say roughly 67 book in 2022. Idk what people do with there time when they can't watch modern woke entertainment or do people still do that?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

Singular or plural?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 19:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

You've read 5 books in your lifetime and now you don't understand why higher end reading is difficult?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:03:53 ago (+3/-0)

It is not his fault. Anyone in the 20s and younger were forced to spend their school years studying climate change, faggotry, racism, white people bad, the evils of colonialism etc.

It is probably even worse now. How many kids are illiterate these days?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:16:03 ago (+0/-0)

Could you spell out the last sentence for generation gay?

They are clinically depressed and have anxiety now that you used big words to hurt their feefeez.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 19:22:14 ago (+2/-0)

Sad. At least they are teaching themselves now.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 18:43:21 ago (+2/-0)

Thalidomide would throw me. Never used that one. I use all the rest, especially cadavers.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:21:48 ago (+3/-0)

It's the flipper baby drug.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:09:02 ago (+3/-0)

It deformed a lot of babies and most are now late 50s with half to no arms.

But ya know, trust the soyence! Bigot!

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry to hear about your condition clubberwang

[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 19:12:57 ago (+2/-0)

I had to look it up. Considering it was used to treat a disease that is largely nonexistent in the modern era (leprosy), it's to be expected basically no one would know about it.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, after covid vaccine thalidomide was the best parallel to throw at normies. Living under a rock i see.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 08:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

The use of drugs that end up being extremely harmful is so common that you can't possibly expect someone to be familiar with every single case of it happening.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:45:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but you'd assume it's some sort of supplement or medicine without knowing the details.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:17:09 ago (+1/-0)

I bet the faggit can spell 'condom' 'homophobia' and 'transgender'

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:00:23 ago (+1/-0)*

I felt the same when reading encyclopedia of insects. Or encyclopedia of geology.
I have to thank Morrowind for my knowledge of english language. I always had english-estonian dictionary on the table when playing Morrowind.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:57:17 ago (+1/-0)

Unironically the average Reddit-tard.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 11:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

...

[ - ] VaccineWaters 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 08:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

“At the end of the day, I don’t think a lot of people was educated,”

- Lebron James

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:47:34 ago (+0/-0)

Literacy is like any skill, or muscle, you train and develop growth, if you don't practice it, atrophy sets in.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 06:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

A lot of technical words can be figured out by context. Let the words assemble into a picture and it will become clearer what they are referring to.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 04:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

English isn't even my first language and except for thalidomide I know these words. (Looked it up, turns out it's another word for Contergan.)

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 23:54:56 ago (+0/-0)

Im calling bullshit here. Unless the author had someone else write this and check the grammar, for someone so fucking illiterate as they say, the question would have been: Me not read so gud.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:16:50 ago (+0/-0)*

He might have the ‘dumbs.’

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:10:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair that kind of book is supposed to have you looking things up. Maybe. It's hard to tell by the title just how deep it goes.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:16:39 ago (+1/-0)

To be fayyyyahhhh!

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2023 04:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

But just look at the example words given. They're not really words that need looking up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 21:52:21 ago (+0/-0)

Woerdz ahr raycis!

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 20:46:12 ago (+0/-0)

I've sadly not read enough myself but am more than capable to read and write.

Trying to make it a goal, I hate reading on the phone.