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I bet they only use ugly tomatoes to make sauce in jars.

submitted by IdlyDyiny to ShowerThoughts 11 monthsMay 31, 2023 23:55:19 ago (+2/-0)     (ShowerThoughts)

Ugly sauce.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:19:51 ago (+3/-0)

I save the purdy ones for my big cucumber, mater and mayo sammich.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:43:14 ago (+1/-0)

mater

wat?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:04:49 ago (+3/-1)

Cool thought, but in reality, canning tomatoes are a specific hybrid of tomato you wouldn’t otherwise eat.

Source: neighbors are tomato farmers.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Was going to ping you in this thread if you weren't already here.

Used to see them spilled all over the shoulders of 80 and 113.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 09:46:21 ago (+2/-0)

They’re everywhere. The on-ramps, bends in roads. “Road Tomatoes”!!! It’s one reason I sold my street bike when I moved out here. You never know when grain or produce will be in the road and it’s tempting to haul ass on these long country roads.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:20:37 ago (+1/-0)

This isn't really true. are your neighbors yuppie jews who larp as homesteaders by chance?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:58:55 ago (+3/-0)

I used to live in his area. There are fields full of them all over and a huge plant nearby to process them.

There may be truth to what you say and I'm here to tell you he's not lying.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 01:25:50 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not bustin your balls or anything. I like you. My parents, grand parents, GGP all canned tomatoes every year. The variety didn't matter. If there's a difference then I've never heard of it. I love canned maters almost more than I love pussy. Back in the day, when I got up with a hangover I would bust a jar out of the fridge and put some salt in it and drink it. That was my go to. lol You can dump a jar of those in some mac & cheese and GD its good.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 11:13:50 ago (+3/-0)

Now I see where the disconnect is. He's talking about large scale commercial farming.

As for home canned tomatoes, I've never had the pleasure.

After reading your comment, I may have to remedy that :)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 12:26:27 ago (+3/-0)

Oh I see. Many will use Roma because they seem to be one of the sweetest but I use whatever I can grow. lol

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 09:46:46 ago (+1/-0)

Huge commercial farming you twat.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 12:27:25 ago (+2/-0)

Twat?? How rude!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 22:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

Had you been a total cunt, I would have noted🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] IdlyDyiny [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 01:24:28 ago (+1/-0)

:(. Thanks

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 00:18:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsMay 31, 2023 23:58:08 ago (+1/-0)

But thats not what the picture shows on the jar. @Ragnar need confirmation. :)

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 19:08:39 ago (+1/-0)

Aren’t you the resident expert on ugliness because of your mirror?

For homemade sauce, you do wanna use the ugly tomatoes, and save the beautiful ones for burgers and salads.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2023 22:08:03 ago (+1/-0)

bEcAuSe mIrOrR... pssht only reason you were able get into your dads liquor cabinet for that one is because he came over to my house for a bit.

Your welcome.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2023 17:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

your welcome
My what?

Stop sexually harassing my dad, he’s getting a restraining order against your beanhead