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Guess what time it is?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:09:34 ago (+13/-2)     (Jokes)

It's time for another round of "Pick Your Favorite Joke."

#1.

A doctor said, “The good news is, it’s all in your head.”

"The bad news is, it's brain cancer."

#2.

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

#3.

My son asked me, "Dad did you get shot in the army?"

I told him, "No son. I got shot in the leg."


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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

All three are good dad jokes.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:51:44 ago (+1/-0)

It was close between #1 and FUCK YOU!
Of course I picked the best option

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 1, 2023 04:29:06 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:37:02 ago (+3/-0)

Got shot in the LEGGY. GIT IT RITE HO.

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:28:40 ago (+8/-0)

Upvoated for including obligatory Voat default option.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:39:43 ago (+6/-0)

Fuck you

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 20:43:32 ago (+5/-0)

Upvoated for responding with obligatory Voat default option.