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Bless me Father, for I have sinned

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 18:30:38 ago (+17/-3)     (Jokes)

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, Joe?' 'Yes, Father' 'Who's the gal you were with?' 'I won't tell, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Was it Jane marlow?' 'I can't say.' 'Was it Tami Jones?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Kim Dixon or Kate James?' 'My lips are sealed.

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for a month.'

Joe walks back to his pew, and his friend Jordan whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'A month's vacation and four excellent Leads.'


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[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 2.0 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:25:52 ago (+1/-0)

I used to think like that.

God forgive me.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 1, 2023 01:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

do you have it in writing or did you just make it up in your mind

[ - ] Aze 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 31, 2023 21:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

Now this is an actual joke. It was even kind of funny.