submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 15:44:18 ago (+46/-1) (Jokes)
So they enter heaven, and there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!”
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman exclaims, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 16:16:25 ago (+5/-0)
Yep. It's that ducks in heaven joke coming.
LOL
[ + ] Centaurus
[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 18:35:55 ago (+3/-0)*
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 19:48:37 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 16:16:22 ago (+4/-0)
Asking for a friend...
[ + ] Centaurus
[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 19:57:32 ago (+2/-0)
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh ooh and she's buying a paper bag in Heaven
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:32:37 ago (+1/-0)
Avoiding ducks as we go-o-o!
There walks a lady we all know,
Ugly as fuck, watch your toe!
[ + ] Steelerfish
[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 00:00:00 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum
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[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103
[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 29, 2023 07:08:01 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:11:51 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:18:46 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:20:33 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:22:28 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Centaurus
[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:23:28 ago (+2/-0)
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[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 28, 2023 22:26:03 ago (+1/-0)