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Today just shocked my entire life...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 17:21:01 ago (+2/-0)     (Jokes)

First, i find out I'm adopted, and then I find out that both of my dads are gay!

I feel like my whole world is caving in on me...


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 21:21:57 ago (+3/-0)

I hope that your gay dads didn't give you too much AIDS!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 21:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

The once gave me RolAIDS. Does that count?

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 27, 2023 10:04:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'm detecting a theme this weekend.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 17:56:12 ago (+1/-0)

So, the man that adopted you was gay, and you didn’t know it? And he came out the day you discovered that your biological dad was gay?

Edit* I just noticed this is posted in ‘jokes’… what’s the punchline?

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 18:16:06 ago (+2/-0)

The punchline is in the title, there is no mother in the picture so it’s obvious he was adopted, but he only just figured that out today.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 17:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

And soon, the biggest shock, he'll find out he's gay!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 19:11:03 ago (+0/-0)

Did you just call me a cocksucker?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 27, 2023 00:52:19 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, no, definitely not, I was referring to the guy in the joke.