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A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 17:11:29 ago (+19/-0)     (Jokes)

He tells the bartender, “zzzz...I’m a cat...zzzz...I’m a cat”.

The bartender says, “Yes sir, you are.”

After The sleepwalking dog leaves, a patron asks, “Why did you agree with him? That dog is not a cat!”

The bartender replies, “Sometimes you gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 17:23:47 ago (+3/-0)