Why does Georgia have blacks while California has earthquakes? - Upgoat

Why does Georgia have blacks while California has earthquakes?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 17:46:07 ago (+15/-0) (Jokes)

California had the first pick.

(joke is outdated by a few decades)

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 23:06:03 ago (+3/-0)

California, United States has had: (M1.5 or greater)
19 earthquakes in the past 24 hours
164 earthquakes in the past 7 days
813 earthquakes in the past 30 days
7,426 earthquakes in the past 365 days

But also saw 3 blacks yesterday too.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:21:46 ago (+1/-0)

We get earthquakes too because Tennessee is a faggot.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 18:05:40 ago (+4/-0)

That joke is so old... that I remember it.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 26, 2023 05:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

While I heard it about NYC jews and something, are we so old that the anger these young folks feel just washes over us?

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 17:53:09 ago (+6/-0)

Ah, the good old days.

Now we have earthquakes, AND niggers!

And millions of additional beaners.

And trannies!

And cetera and so forth forever and ever, amen.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 17:57:31 ago (+3/-0)

Diversity is our ~~downfall~~ strength.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 19:30:08 ago (+1/-0)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/uuo8337.jpg

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 23:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

We've got to celebrate our differences!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 25, 2023 21:23:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, for ever and ever, gay men. (That’s how I hear those lyrics)🤣