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A wife is speaking to her husband…

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:45:14 ago (+21/-0)     (Jokes)

Wife: "I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate."

Husband: "Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier."

Wife: "But there are poor starving people who could really use all of these clothes."

Husband: "Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving."


11 comments block


[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

Got damn.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 12:32:03 ago (+1/-0)

I chortled, briefly, in my mind

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 15:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 19:12:13 ago (+2/-0)

OOooohhh.... brutal.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:51:34 ago (+4/-0)

I could have sworn you've posted this one already.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:03:27 ago (+5/-0)

I was thinking the same thing when I was posting it.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:34:05 ago (+3/-0)

Doesn't matter,still funny.!!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 7 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:56:33 ago (+7/-0)

It's not half as funny as it's going to be when I post it again tomorrow ⛔⚠️😱

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 20:40:04 ago (+3/-0)

I'll upvote tomorrow as well.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:04:36 ago (+4/-0)

wife becomes big mad

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:07:30 ago (+5/-0)

And you know what they say about elephants... they never forget.