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[ - ] SecretHitler 19 points 4 days ago (+19/-0)

I tried to see it and now there's a huge black dot the size of the sun everywhere!

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 4 days ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 4 days ago (+4/-0)

It's the same old thing as yesterday

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

I've stood here before inside the pouring rain

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 4 days ago (+3/-0)

Literally came here to say this.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 4 days ago (+4/-0)

It's a sunspot. The sun has a 9-13 year sunspot cycle. There are plenty of sunspots much bigger than the Earth pretty much all the time. Sunspots are areas where electric currents/magnetic fields enter and exit the photosphere, causing unstable areas in the corona above and around them. The dark black cores of sunspots are called umbra.

[ - ] squidicuz 4 points 4 days ago (+4/-0)

This one is reportedly big enough to see with the naked eye..

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[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 3 days ago (+3/-0)

It's an eye-Q test

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 days ago (+1/-0)

I'm more concerned with that planet-sized craft that refueled and then took off.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3 days ago (+0/-0)

That was a weird one. I've seen a shitty .gif of it but never seen any source.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 4 days ago (+1/-0)

Wakanda! It's been found!

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

Begin repatriations!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 days ago (+1/-0)

@sector7 is this it?

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2 days ago (+0/-0)

The end is near. Luckily we're all going to die anyway, so it's not the big deal it would be otherwise.

But plant your garden anyway, just in case.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 days ago (+0/-0)

The de-niggerfication is already underway? Cross your fingers I dont get poison ivy!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2 days ago (+0/-0)

If you do, applying super hot water to the rash in the shower is the most amazing feeling ever. Like the most fulfilling scratch of an itch possible.

It was that wild, huh? Hope you kept an eye out for tribesmen in the vines.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 days ago (+0/-0)

Yeah Ive had it before a couple of times. Really bad about 2 years ago.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 4 days ago (+1/-0)

Sting knew this was coming!

[ - ] Needmorepopcorn 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

I had a feeling after reading the sat phone doomsday shit, I would find some sun activity. Are chemtrails as nefarious as I originally thought? Or maybe they are avoiding the next solar flare reset to further enslave us.

Either way, I am completely covered in spf150 and hope you guys have a great weekend.

[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

Gates wants to obscure the sun with something like chalk, don't be surprised if that satanic bastard hasn't done something already.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

The talmud freaks and their captured souls are going to tell you it's their telepathic aliens you live to please.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

If we sent all nogz to the sun from America would it create a blackout or would we finally be able to kick out the jews?

Asking for xpertz.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

"Black hole Sun won't ya' come,won't ya'come......

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 days ago (+1/-0)

I've heard this sound one time while I was tending to my garden.

[ - ] DukeCanon 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

I once stared at the sun through a telescope for half an hour. Now I see sparkling diamonds everywhere

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 2 points 4 days ago (+2/-0)

Shine on, you crazy diamond!

[ - ] calx 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

One of those pesky solar zits.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 days ago (+0/-0)

The when you look at the sun on the horizon at sunset, it is tiny compared to the horizon of the Earth.
So anyone that says the spot on the sun is the size of the Earth is lying to you.

Checkmate Gaytheists!

[ - ] con77 -1 points 4 days ago (+0/-1)

so 1/10,000,000 the surface of the sun?