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[ - ] SecretHitler 19 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:00:54 ago (+19/-0)

I tried to see it and now there's a huge black dot the size of the sun everywhere!

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 17:44:57 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:17:09 ago (+4/-0)

It's the same old thing as yesterday

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 00:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

I've stood here before inside the pouring rain

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 19:23:23 ago (+3/-0)

Literally came here to say this.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 21:19:11 ago (+4/-0)

It's a sunspot. The sun has a 9-13 year sunspot cycle. There are plenty of sunspots much bigger than the Earth pretty much all the time. Sunspots are areas where electric currents/magnetic fields enter and exit the photosphere, causing unstable areas in the corona above and around them. The dark black cores of sunspots are called umbra.

[ - ] squidicuz 4 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:12:28 ago (+4/-0)

This one is reportedly big enough to see with the naked eye..

...

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 04:02:25 ago (+3/-0)

It's an eye-Q test

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 00:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

I'm more concerned with that planet-sized craft that refueled and then took off.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 12:27:30 ago (+0/-0)

That was a weird one. I've seen a shitty .gif of it but never seen any source.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 22:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

Wakanda! It's been found!

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 23:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

Begin repatriations!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 19:25:30 ago (+1/-0)

@sector7 is this it?

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 10 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

The end is near. Luckily we're all going to die anyway, so it's not the big deal it would be otherwise.

But plant your garden anyway, just in case.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsMay 27, 2023 16:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

The de-niggerfication is already underway? Cross your fingers I dont get poison ivy!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 10 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:04:58 ago (+0/-0)

If you do, applying super hot water to the rash in the shower is the most amazing feeling ever. Like the most fulfilling scratch of an itch possible.

It was that wild, huh? Hope you kept an eye out for tribesmen in the vines.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 10 monthsMay 27, 2023 18:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah Ive had it before a couple of times. Really bad about 2 years ago.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:30:05 ago (+1/-0)

Sting knew this was coming!

[ - ] Needmorepopcorn 0 points 10 monthsMay 26, 2023 02:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

I had a feeling after reading the sat phone doomsday shit, I would find some sun activity. Are chemtrails as nefarious as I originally thought? Or maybe they are avoiding the next solar flare reset to further enslave us.

Either way, I am completely covered in spf150 and hope you guys have a great weekend.

[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 23:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

Gates wants to obscure the sun with something like chalk, don't be surprised if that satanic bastard hasn't done something already.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 20:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

The talmud freaks and their captured souls are going to tell you it's their telepathic aliens you live to please.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 19:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

If we sent all nogz to the sun from America would it create a blackout or would we finally be able to kick out the jews?

Asking for xpertz.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:56:39 ago (+0/-0)

"Black hole Sun won't ya' come,won't ya'come......

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 19:47:42 ago (+1/-0)

I've heard this sound one time while I was tending to my garden.

[ - ] DukeCanon 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

I once stared at the sun through a telescope for half an hour. Now I see sparkling diamonds everywhere

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 2 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 22:09:24 ago (+2/-0)

Shine on, you crazy diamond!

[ - ] calx 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:36:19 ago (+0/-0)

One of those pesky solar zits.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

The when you look at the sun on the horizon at sunset, it is tiny compared to the horizon of the Earth.
So anyone that says the spot on the sun is the size of the Earth is lying to you.

Checkmate Gaytheists!

[ - ] con77 -1 points 10 monthsMay 25, 2023 18:59:20 ago (+0/-1)

so 1/10,000,000 the surface of the sun?