I must have an amazing butt. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I must have an amazing butt.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 19:04:59 ago (+24/-0) (Jokes)

Whenever I'm done talking to people and start walking away, they say, "What an ass!"

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 21:33:21 ago (+3/-0)

I need a new butt, this one has a crack in it.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 22:14:55 ago (+2/-0)

I'm at the point to where I just don't want to be nice anymore.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:27:04 ago (+2/-0)

Same but asshole, not sure how they see it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2023 20:51:13 ago (+2/-0)

We're too sexy for this planet.