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Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Is Making Fatties Literally Shit The Bed

submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 15:25:39 ago (+15/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12119851/People-Ozempic-say-theyre-defecating-bed-symptom-affects-30-takers.html



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[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 25, 2023 03:29:35 ago (+0/-0)

'Yes goy, you'll lose weight fast. I shit you not' - Original Big Pharma advertising prompt.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 20:38:58 ago (+1/-0)

Oh boy, a link to a paywall. Archive your shit, nigger https://archive.is/263Th

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 18:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

Around here true "fatties" are seldom seen makes one wonder if they have been selectively euthanized, as well heavy drinking alcoholics seem to have disappeared maybe they got the same treatment, and maybe the doctors are working together to reduce the number of those they deem "undesirable" from the community.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 16:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

No drug will get them to stop auto suggesting themselves into porker fattiness.

I hardly ever eat anything... They don't even hear themselves saying it a million times a day. Just reinforcing a false belief.

I'm hungry. No they're not. The words are holy just because they're in their heads.

The schools raised narcissists and they became the sudden ballooning of "Oh My gawd, everyone's fat",

[ - ] puppy528 4 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 16:06:51 ago (+4/-0)

Bet they'll be less inclined to overeat if they know it's only going to make their uncontrollable diarrhea worse. And as for the ones who are still too gluttonous to change, you'll at least be able to smell them from a mile away.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 16:27:57 ago (+2/-0)

Being that the majority are too fat to even wipe their own ass, do they even notice?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 22:30:31 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not entirely convinced that the method that Ozempic works isn't by making people ill. Stomach issues are a common side effect, and I would think you would naturally eat less based on that.

[ - ] puppy528 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 25, 2023 15:03:33 ago (+0/-0)

Wasn't that the goal of Olestra? If you ate fat or oil, it made you crap yourself, so you became conditioned to eat less fatty, oily food.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 25, 2023 15:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

That wasn't the goal, but maybe it worked that way. They at least pretended there was some scientific reason why it was better for you. Goyslop

Seems like another happy merchant coincidence.