For poetic justice's sake, I would have gone to the store, bought some more hot pockets, heated them in the microwave to boiling lava temperature and thrown them at my thieving roommate like hot plasma grenades... but that's just me.
Reminds me of the old Time-Life commercials from the 80s, selling a Old West book set. "John Wesley Hardin - an outlaw so ornery, he once shot a man just for snoring."
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"John Wesley Hardin - an outlaw so ornery, he once shot a man just for snoring."
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Does he have the receipt for the hot pocket?
Maybe the bastard stole it from him - what other action could he have taken???
That's like $1.43
Maybe he just planned to shoot it out of his hand but held the gun sideways?
/jk that's nuts