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Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket

submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:11:17 ago (+7/-0)     (www.thesmokinggun.com)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/hot-pockets-gunman-659218



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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:01:17 ago (+3/-0)

When a Hot Pocket is food things are already dire and people might die.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:37:22 ago (+2/-0)

Cold blood - hot pockets

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:32:14 ago (+1/-0)

When you simultaneously are hot headed and cold blooded. The hot pocket has taught me that there is no paradox.

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 22:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

For poetic justice's sake, I would have gone to the store, bought some more hot pockets, heated them in the microwave to boiling lava temperature and thrown them at my thieving roommate like hot plasma grenades... but that's just me.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:28:19 ago (+0/-0)

Damn right.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

That guys outta pocket...s!

[ - ] nepenthe0110 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:17:14 ago (+0/-0)*

Reminds me of the old Time-Life commercials from the 80s, selling a Old West book set.
"John Wesley Hardin - an outlaw so ornery, he once shot a man just for snoring."