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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 14 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 13:06:53 ago (+14/-0)

Don't you worry about that gold goyim, it's in good hands.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

Hand rubbing intensifies

[ - ] beece 7 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:23:55 ago (+7/-0)


This article lays out exactly where that gold went, how it happened, and who has it: https://www.unz.com/lromanoff/the-richest-man-in-the-world/

[ - ] localsal 5 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 14:14:38 ago (+5/-0)

I would be very suspicious of any gold bar that big that I could hold up in one hand.

Gold is heavy. Heavier than I imagined.

Totally possible that those bars are gold alloy or even something else with a small layer of gold.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 14:36:46 ago (+2/-0)

Came here to say this. If you couldn't hold up a car battery of that size which is only half lead and mostly lead acid then you're not going to be able to hold up a solid gold brick which is heavier than lead that is that size

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 15:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

These are military fighters, they have a minimum of fitness far greater than your average American butter golem. Take a look at that one dude's forearms, that's no skinny-fat you're looking at with stick-arms trying to hold that thing up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwmaigoooowaad bigot! The reddit army will ban you for this!

[ - ] Name 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 14:43:14 ago (+1/-0)

I recently acquired some lead bricks. That’s exactly how yo’d hold them because they’re so heavy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if you could test them on tryannys in the sea. Ya know to see if they float.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:26:29 ago (+4/-0)

I can tell you where it didn't go. Fort Knox. That place has zero gold.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 11 monthsMay 21, 2023 06:20:52 ago (+1/-0)

1) Israel

2) Israel

[ - ] Name 2 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 14:44:02 ago (+2/-0)

It looks like someone hastily melted down and re-cast their gold bars to hide their origin.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 11 monthsMay 21, 2023 00:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

the so-called "national debt" is yet another hoax

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

i don't care about us 'unfairly' taking gold from arabs, i just want it to be in our hands, not jews. all their oil and gold should belong to us. without us, their oil is just useless gunk in the ground. they don't deserve to make money from our inventions.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:28:09 ago (+1/-0)

What's long in the nose quick on the toes and quickly disappears as soon as it's exposed?

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:30:04 ago (+1/-0)

The mutt-looking fucker on the top left is named Brown. 😂

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:43:11 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like someone fucked a nigger a few generations back. Could be wrong but definite possibility

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsMay 21, 2023 22:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

That’s a high yeller if I ever seen one.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 16:59:07 ago (+1/-0)

There is something about gold that goes way beyond it's know uses and appearance.

The annunaki wrote about it being used to preserve their planet in some manner.

[ - ] Name 2 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

My favorite alien conspiracy theory is that we were genetically programmed to mine and hoard Gold so that when they return we will have a fresh supply of it waiting for them. Kind of like how we use pigs to sniff out truffles.

Seriously though, it’s the only metal that does not tarnish or degrade. Considering we’re a species that has spent most of our existence struggling with how to make watertight containers, this kind of makes sense.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 17:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

Struggling? I'd say we've done an alright job. I'd even say that making a water tight container is less of a technical feat than making a wheel. Even the Japanese didn't manage to invent that.

[ - ] Name 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 19:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

May your rims be gilded and your cup of gold.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:32:32 ago (+0/-0)

Wahrd nigga imma maykez dem spinz yo

[ - ] Name 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 21:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, that was the joke. I actually like spinners. They’re kind of fun. It takes a really exquisite bearing to make it happen.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 22:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

There alot of obsolete figit spinners the autists don't play with anymore laying around.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2023 22:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

A thousand years ago Vikings sailed up the Euphrates River and robbed these camel fucker of their gold.