I was just imagining the pilot, frantically attempting to adjust the trim as the aircraft suddenly enters a hard left bank on takeoff.
"Kennedy ground, Delta 477 Heavy has taken a catastrophic hit from a ham planet. We're in a barely controllable hard left bank we're having difficulty maintaining enough power to counter-act the intense gravitational pull between it and the Earth."
"Kennedy ground, this is Delta 477 Heavy declaring an inflight emergency, requesting immediate clearance on the closest clear piece of straight pavement."
"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy ground copies all you are re-cleared into Kennedy via radar vectors. Come to zero niner zero and you are cleared number 1 on runway 8."
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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground. Status?"
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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground."
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"Fire Command this is Kennedy Ground. Contact with Delta 477 Heavy was lost 10 miles West of runway 8."
"Fire Command copies contact with emergency aircraft lost 10 miles West."
No literally, how, I eat trash all day and I am not getting any younger, yes my guts started growing, but even with cake injections I wont be able to reach that size.
[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:37:45 ago (+1/-0)
She's right, you don't design something that things can get stuck on the inside. You put the most restrictive part at the entrance. They just need a sign, "no fatties".
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[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:17:17 ago (+7/-0)
"Kennedy ground, Delta 477 Heavy has taken a catastrophic hit from a ham planet. We're in a barely controllable hard left bank we're having difficulty maintaining enough power to counter-act the intense gravitational pull between it and the Earth."
"Kennedy ground, this is Delta 477 Heavy declaring an inflight emergency, requesting immediate clearance on the closest clear piece of straight pavement."
"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy ground copies all you are re-cleared into Kennedy via radar vectors. Come to zero niner zero and you are cleared number 1 on runway 8."
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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground. Status?"
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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground."
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"Fire Command this is Kennedy Ground. Contact with Delta 477 Heavy was lost 10 miles West of runway 8."
"Fire Command copies contact with emergency aircraft lost 10 miles West."
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We design airplanes for normal humans.
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