Discriminated :((( - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Discriminated :(((
submitted by Kozel to FatPeopleHate 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 01:02:07 ago (+26/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/8fh6d9.mp4

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 21, 2023 09:16:08 ago (+0/-0)

You CHOSE to be that size.

[ - ] Sherb 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 11:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

Is that a real bucket? What are the chances she stuffed a pillow or two in there?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 09:29:50 ago (+0/-0)

Congrats on being the 1% of humans that are over 70% lard.

We design airplanes for normal humans.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 04:58:09 ago (+6/-0)

Her shadow alone weighs 47 pounds.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:56:55 ago (+2/-0)

Those aisles are designed to be used solely by humans.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 15:28:45 ago (+1/-0)

Bet she was seated in the window seat of the emergency exit row too.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:37:45 ago (+1/-0)

She's right, you don't design something that things can get stuck on the inside. You put the most restrictive part at the entrance. They just need a sign, "no fatties".

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

There's a note on her profile so all the airlines know to let her on first.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

wide body meets wide body

[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:17:17 ago (+7/-0)

I was just imagining the pilot, frantically attempting to adjust the trim as the aircraft suddenly enters a hard left bank on takeoff.

"Kennedy ground, Delta 477 Heavy has taken a catastrophic hit from a ham planet. We're in a barely controllable hard left bank we're having difficulty maintaining enough power to counter-act the intense gravitational pull between it and the Earth."

"Kennedy ground, this is Delta 477 Heavy declaring an inflight emergency, requesting immediate clearance on the closest clear piece of straight pavement."

"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy ground copies all you are re-cleared into Kennedy via radar vectors. Come to zero niner zero and you are cleared number 1 on runway 8."

...

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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground. Status?"

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"Delta 477 Heavy, Kennedy Ground."

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"Fire Command this is Kennedy Ground. Contact with Delta 477 Heavy was lost 10 miles West of runway 8."

"Fire Command copies contact with emergency aircraft lost 10 miles West."

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 02:14:18 ago (+5/-0)

How does one get to be that size? Mind boggling.

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 03:27:16 ago (+6/-0)

IT'S JUST A THYROID PROBLEM!!

[ + ] fritz_maurentod

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 04:13:09 ago (+4/-0)

Big bones.

[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 04:56:45 ago (+6/-0)

I ain’t ever seen a skeleton with a triple chin.

[ + ] drhitler

[ - ] drhitler 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 04:33:39 ago (+4/-0)

I assume its some additive or preservative that we will find out in another 20 years is worse than smoking.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 04:00:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 08:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

No literally, how, I eat trash all day and I am not getting any younger, yes my guts started growing, but even with cake injections I wont be able to reach that size.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 12:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

A fair amount of eating is involved.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 02:12:00 ago (+4/-0)

Maybe I'm simply too fat to ride comfortably on an airplane...

No, it's the airplane's fault for not being built wide enough.

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 01:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

I'm so glad I don't fly anymore.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2023 02:16:14 ago (+6/-0)

if her butt touches your arm is that assault?

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus