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What’s dark but always shines?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 18:42:50 ago (+11/-0)     (Jokes)

Shoe polish, you fucking racist.


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[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 19:01:57 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 20:04:36 ago (+3/-0)

Pardon me, good sir, but would you be so kind as to spare some corn bread?

[ - ] BushChuck 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 19:13:30 ago (+2/-0)

^

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 20:16:33 ago (+2/-0)

You say racist like it's a bad thing!?
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[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 19:22:28 ago (+2/-0)

I was gonna guess any Auschwitz joke.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 19:56:56 ago (+1/-0)

Nice.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 18:48:31 ago (+2/-0)

Monkeys (of the porch persuasion)?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsMay 17, 2023 20:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

Oh that reminds me of an old one. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you fuckin racist.

I would have said nigger, but what do I know?