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🚨RETARD ALERT🚨

submitted by Kozel to pics 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 01:35:31 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wasjro.jpg



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[ - ] observation1 9 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 01:57:49 ago (+9/-0)

Pedo alert

[ - ] Kozel [op] 7 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 01:59:17 ago (+7/-0)

🚨PEDO ALERT🚨

you have to put sirens then people imagine WEEOOWEOO in their mind

[ - ] 1nward 3 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 02:27:15 ago (+3/-0)

One sharpie and it can be emblazoned with

I LOVE BOY COCKS

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 06:52:35 ago (+3/-0)

or a stencil and a quick shot of spray paint

That gives me an idea...

Hitler was right. \o
(And no, I don't live in Florida, so fuck you Ron.)

[ - ] Barfcock19 2 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 05:25:36 ago (+2/-0)

Willing to bet that is a Subaru.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 06:46:28 ago (+3/-0)

it isn't a subaru they're too cheap to put air channels on their roofs

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 10:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

It is a Hyundgay!

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 13:06:04 ago (+0/-0)

An Elantra GT to be specific

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 14:04:18 ago (+0/-0)

Cool little rides. Surprisingly roomy, and handle nicely.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 17:49:49 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, I have a 2019 and I love the shit out of it. Got it pretty cheap brand new too. $20k on sale.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 10 monthsMay 12, 2023 00:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's not an air channel, it's literally an antenna they stick on like most cars newer than 2012 these days.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 10 monthsMay 12, 2023 02:19:13 ago (+0/-0)

I'm talking about the air channels not the sharkfin you fucking retard

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 13:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

What's wrong with Subaru?

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 17:51:46 ago (+1/-0)

Boxer engines tend to blow a head gasket, their CVTs are shit, and the brand targets homos with their advertisements

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 17:55:54 ago (+0/-0)

This is 2023 not 2003 get a clue and fact check your first two points

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 18:38:53 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry bro but both are shit no matter what super secret info you might think you have. It's just the way the design works, which I'm going to guess you don't know as much about as you think you do. Both are inherently flawed. Toyta has come up with a neat idea to make CVTs last longer by putting in a normal first gear and then switching to the CVT once you hit around 25mph, but CVTs will never be durable without some kind of future material that doesn't currently exist.

Subaru using chains for their CVTs just makes them last a little longer than they did before. They still aren't anywhere near as durable as a traditional gearbox.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 22:22:01 ago (+0/-0)

You didn't address the headgasket issue, so I presume you have found it is no longer a plague.

As for the CVT, your claim was that it is shit. Your claim was not that it was less reliable than a standard. If your claim was that I would not have brought it up. But as it stands the CVT is enjoyable to operate during commutes CVT vehicles get about 40% better mpg than their manual versions. Preliminary research shows that a Crosstrek's CVT typically lasts over 200,000 miles. And that is presumably with the SOA maintenance schedule of "lifetime" CVT fluid (an idiotic idea, Japan, Europe, Australia recommend replacement)

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 22:41:18 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't bring up the headgaskets because I'm not as much an expert on the boxer engine as I am on CVTs and can't go into heavy detail like I can with CVTs. What I can tell you is I've seen plenty of Subarus with blown headgaskets and many of them were newer than 2003.

The CVT is shit because it is not as reliable as standard and can't be repaired when they break because when they break they become self contained shrapnel bombs. There is literally no difference in what I said there and what you think I said. The claim is that they are shit and then I gave details as to why they are shit.

I testdrove a 2019 crosstrek about 3 years ago and I hated it. Worse acceleration than just about any vehicle I've ever owned. I'm glad I went with my Elantra GT instead even if I am a little paranoid about the GDI engine. Better MPG is just about the only advantage to a CVT and it's not worth it. Supposedly they are under the most strain at low speeds so maybe the Toyota solution can make me not hate them, but it's going to be a few more years before we see how long those last.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 23:16:42 ago (+0/-0)

No surprise a 150hp ecobox on stilts bad acceleration.

[ - ] Barfcock19 0 points 10 monthsMay 12, 2023 09:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

I have yet to see someone driving a Subaru that wasn't an insufferable faggot.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 10:18:02 ago (+1/-0)

I bet they wear a fucking mask behind the wheel

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 14:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

Always remember to tell people that the triangle and the horizontal stripes form the letter Y.
For "Youth Attracted Person".

[ - ] deleted 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 11:22:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 08:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

You found Scott Wiener's car???

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsMay 11, 2023 08:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

Part of me wonders if people do this shit to get out away from a Soros mob should they encounter one.