What do you call a Mexican dude standing right next to you - Upgoat

What do you call a Mexican dude standing right next to you
submitted by deleted to Jokes 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 14:57:01 ago (+19/-0) (Jokes)

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[ - ] usedoilanalysis 5 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 15:55:50 ago (+5/-0)

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Get off me homes.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

“I hate tacos..."

Said no Juan ever.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 yearsMay 9, 2023 00:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

Ai yaa yee it's a squatter !!'

[ - ] Inward 3 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 15:20:53 ago (+3/-0)

A mistake.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

Good song.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 16:04:26 ago (+2/-0)

Too close for comfort would be my answer.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 yearsMay 9, 2023 01:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

What do you call this joke about Mexicans?

A terrible Juan.

I'll see myself out...

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 20:30:38 ago (+0/-0)

What do you say to thank your mexican gardener ?
Grassy Ass ...

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 20:29:23 ago (+0/-0)*

What did the mexican firefighter name his twin sons ?
Hose A and Hose b

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 18:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

A lazy-assed landscaper that needs to get the fuck back to digging holes for the petunias.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2023 19:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

That's racist. They do roofing, too.