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Are you like me? Feel a twinge of jealousy when you see a guy making out with a chick? Thinking what's gunna come next or...

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 21:26:59 ago (+0/-4)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

are you pleased two lonely people have hooked up? Yeah, yeah.I'm...I'm like that too!

The guy next door has got a new housemate. She's about 22 yo. Black hair.Carrying a bit of padding.Got an english accent. He's about 32 yo. A big boofy bloke but not very good looking imo. Certainly not as good-looking as me. And they are getting on like a house-on-fire and soon the house will be on fire with the fires of passion. I'll be out there killing snails late at night and be subjected to their disgusting noises. It's just interesting to see the progression. They sit out on the verandah every evening. She giggles appreciatively at everything he says. He regales her with his employment history. It's amazing how many dudes have had a stint in the SAS! (I'm joking. I think it was work at an Oyster farm). Good luck to him. Couldn't care less.


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[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 22:44:16 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 22:49:22 ago (+0/-0)

Kinky!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 23:27:38 ago (+4/-0)

Apparently you care a lot, waxing your carrot to her passionate moans, or maybe to his.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 23:46:36 ago (+2/-0)

Just a comment on life, that's all.The courtship ritual. As old as mankind itself. He shows his best side and so does she. Six months down the track - he leaves the toilet seat up - she leaves hair everywhere, in the shower recess, the food ...

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 10:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, the fucking hair everywhere. Man.🤣

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 00:30:36 ago (+3/-0)

neck yourself immediately

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:30:34 ago (+4/-0)

It's hard for me to imagine you being a bigger faggot than you've previously presented yourself to be and yet here you are, defying all expectations.

Shine on, you AIDSy diamond!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:45:17 ago (+0/-0)

I love compliments which is why I'm here.Giant spitballs of hate hurled at me every day!

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:55:28 ago (+1/-0)

No hate, bro.

A bit of derision, perhaps.

In any event, nice to see you haven't #DiedSuddenly.

Please consider asking the Mrs. to let us know in the event.