are you pleased two lonely people have hooked up? Yeah, yeah.I'm...I'm like that too!
The guy next door has got a new housemate. She's about 22 yo. Black hair.Carrying a bit of padding.Got an english accent. He's about 32 yo. A big boofy bloke but not very good looking imo. Certainly not as good-looking as me. And they are getting on like a house-on-fire and soon the house will be on fire with the fires of passion. I'll be out there killing snails late at night and be subjected to their disgusting noises. It's just interesting to see the progression. They sit out on the verandah every evening. She giggles appreciatively at everything he says. He regales her with his employment history. It's amazing how many dudes have had a stint in the SAS! (I'm joking. I think it was work at an Oyster farm). Good luck to him. Couldn't care less.
Just a comment on life, that's all.The courtship ritual. As old as mankind itself. He shows his best side and so does she. Six months down the track - he leaves the toilet seat up - she leaves hair everywhere, in the shower recess, the food ...
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:30:34 ago (+4/-0)
Shine on, you AIDSy diamond!
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:45:17 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 01:55:28 ago (+1/-0)
A bit of derision, perhaps.
In any event, nice to see you haven't #DiedSuddenly.
Please consider asking the Mrs. to let us know in the event.
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 23:27:38 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 23:46:36 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 10:24:09 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2023 00:30:36 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] ParnellsUprising
[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 22:44:16 ago (+2/-0)
https://rivercitypost.com/a-crazed-woman-breaks-into-dentists-office-and-pulls-13-teeth-from-a-random-patient/
[ + ] paul_neri
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